Escaping The Wall's Grudge 5

*guitars roaring, drums beating*
"I'm in the business of parody, lets fake it from the top
She's got this comic of two brothers in this band that really rocks
It's a matter of time before the fame explode
I'm bored, I'm spoofing this, will make the fame corrode..."

Putri tried unleashing her inner Hayley Williams, and she did pretty good. It's like a whole band rocking a stage, namely Paramore rocking Times Square on TRL. Lucky for those performing along with her, they felt proud, but pride was forgotten for they were on a mission to save someone's life. At the start of the performance they were really hoping Choco might hear and really hear the song, and the Wall would obey them and spit their crazy friend back safely. At least maybe It would.

" ...I used two other brothers for my next scam
Hers was from MCR, mine was from 30STM
She saw it, she's kinda mad, she finally busted me, but I spat the biggest laugh! "

Pat wondered why DID she hafta beat the drums, and she couldn't even copy a single Zac Farro move. Oh well, the early bird gets the worm... but she let Countfreakzo took over when she's tired. And as the song goes on, Choco was getting nearer and nearer to the crack. Seems that the Wall of Jealousy really liked the song, especially the lyrics. Taju did his best Josh Farro impersonation with his Iero Victorian guitar (which actually worked) or did he do a Frank Iero impersonation instead... and that left Dark with the bass. She did a pretty good job on following the notes tho she ain't no Jeremy Davis. Ashe spiced up the music with an extra guitar cuz she really was a fanatic, and the others... well.. theyre just subs incase the rockers got tired and stuff.

"Whoa, I never meant to laugh, but I punk'd you where I want you now
Whoa, it was never my intention to laugh, to spoof it all away from you now
But God does it feel so dumb, cuz I punk'd you where I want you now
And if you want I'll prank Patrick Stump, cuz God it juz feels so... it just feels so dumb..."

...goes the chorus. Putri's voice really rocked the block, complete with extra screams from the others as backing vocals. That explains why Choco's dragged closer and closer to escaping. Minutes to dusk and there were actual moshing and crowdsurfing even. Just as Taju was on the climax on rocking on his guitar, Putri noticed something sticking out from the Wall. "Guys!" she called out. "GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT!" "Dude, we're in the middle of the song!" argued Shadow & Ashe. "No, wait, listen! Look, it's CHOCO'S FEET! See?!" Putri pointed out. She was right. The Wall was releasing her by the minute the guitar strumming went on. "Allright Choco's safe! She's saved! Skip to the bridge everyone, skip to the bridge!" she yelled in glee and the players followed.

"Your creativity spreads fast, I'll watch you fall flat on your ass,
Just watch my parodies spread fast, I'll watch you fall flat on your..."

Slowly and gradually, Choco was released through the crack, like a very long number 2 going for the toilet bowl. Parts of her were revealed and finally, though still covered with green goo, this time all over herself, she was freed by the Wall and landed on her back side. "Hey, you really did fall flat on your ass!" chirped Pat. They were all glad she's saved from the Wall's grudge, and she had all of them to thank for.

"Whoa, I never meant to laugh, but I punk'd you where I want you now
Whoa, it was never my intention to laugh, to spoof it all away from you now
But God does it feel so dumb, cuz I punk'd you where I want you now
And all the spoofers raise up their thumbs, cuz God it juz feels so... it just feels so dumb..."

The song ended. The crowd cheered. Den & Kuri finally took off their earphones and joined the cheering crowd. And finally, to shake Choco up back to her normal self (considering she's leaning on the Wall looking like she's gonna puke) and finally, to destroy the Wall. Gasping for air and still coughing out excess goo, Choco couldn't thank them enough for saving her life. And spoofing Paramore. "Allright... break down the Wall time!" Taju yelled in excitement. "But... how...?" everyone wondered. "I still trust science!" said Kuri, being headstrong."I SAY TNT! BOOM!!!" raged Taju, his head harder than hers. "Guys..." said Choco weakly. "I.. think.. I know how.. to close down the Wall...". Everyone gave her weird stares. "Really, it's no big deal," she explained as she tried to stand up, grabbed a signboard from nowhere and scribbled something on it with a black marker. Then she slammed the post in front of the Wall, which still has 'The Wall Of Jealousy' blood writings on it. The sign said 'CLOSED FOR NOW'. Weirdly, the crack vanished and the room brightened up.
That was the end of it.

"Whoa... I never knew it was THAT simple to beat the Wall!" wondered Putri. "Yeah," Shadow & Pat added. Okay, that was irony. AS SIMPLE AS THAT? JUST TO CLOSE DOWN THE WALL & NOT DESTROY IT?! Yeah, laugh it out, but still, if it's the only way, then... they're all glad everyone's safe and sound. "O...kay... is it me, or does Choco's method make me feel stupid to think of spells?" asked Putri. "You're not the only one!" Den & Kuri laughed. Yes, everyone was laughing so hard thinking about what happened right on that block. "Hey!" shouted Choco. "Since you guys saved my life, how bout we all go for some PIZZA?!"
"ALLRITE! PIZZA!!!" everyone cheered & jeered. "But... I thought we had pizza last week..." said Kuri.
"Soup then!" Choco altered her idea. "Mushroom soup... chicken soup... vegetarian soup... Bowling For Soup?"
"BOWLING FOR SOUP!! YEAHHH!!!" the others chanted.
So off they went to this new soup restaurant the guys of Bowling For Soup worked in part-time. "Allrite, on the count of 3," Choco lead. "One... Twoo..Bananas... THREE! STAMPEEEEEDE!!!" and the whole crowd raced each other for soup... that is until Choco realized she forgot something...

Her room was empty. The signboard still guarding the Wall of Jealousy. The reaper stared at it, smiling. Then scribbled more things on it... no wait she just cancelled the 'NOW'... and now it says...
"The Wall Of Jealousy. CLOSED FOREVER"

-the end-