Escaping The Wall's Grudge 4

"No, nooo this wasn't supposed to happen!" complained Den "I DON'T WANNA BE ENVIOUS!!". "You're telling ME!" added Choco. "HOLY CRAP NOT DEN!!!" cried some fangirls. "Yeah, we love W.A.Y! and Evil Squares, they might look evil but they're cute!" "Viva El LOL!!!" "TACITO ROCKS!!" "You'll made it outta there, Den," those fangirls chanted. "I can't live without her comics.." "me tooo!" and slowly Den got out from the Wall safely.
"HOOYAYY!! SHE CAME BACK!!" THREE CHEERS FOR GETTING DENORII OUT! THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE!! HIP-HIP-HURRAY!!!" the crowd chanted. They were having shitloads of fun... until Putri realized something. "Guys, we might helped Den out but Choco just sank even deeper! Your words make the Wall devour her even more and it left only her fee...TOENAILS?!.. no wait.. GUYS SHE'S GONE!! CHOCOREAPER'S GONE!!!" she panicked. As she spoke, Choco got sucked even deeper inside the parallel universe of the Wall of Jealousy. "Man, you know how much Choco got serious when it comes to jealousy." Putri told them. "Why duz she hafta get sucked in so deep?" wondered Ashe. "Dunno, maybe the Wall juz hates her!" Pat replied. "QUICK! Let's do my plan!" commanded Taju, n everyone chanted, "DONT GO CHOCO! THE FORCE IS IN YOU! Try harder! Like you flying into the sun and melted your wings!" "Yeah, we need your comics, dood, never seen anything so HELLarious, totally!" "SHOCKvalue!! Oh c'mon, who WOULDN'T wanna enjoy eyepopping jawdropping awesomesauce? Those bulging eyes are epic win!" "Yeah, and L.E.T.O was a genius parody... no offence to your M.c.R, Taju, but YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" "Hey... WAT DID YOU MEAN?!" asked Taju unsatisfied. "Nothing..." replied Pat. "EVERYONE, KEEP CHANTING!!" "ReaperPunks! ReaperPunks! ReaperPunks!!!" "Yeah and HEY Murdor's here... and so is Wren & Cyanne! WHOOOO!!!" "CANGKIR ROOOOCKS!!!!!" "YEAH!!"

Damn, all the wasted time for chanting. The Wall didn't show a difference, namely Choco's hair, instead it just stays being, well, a wall. The crack was vanishing gradually, by the way. "Dang, this is no use," Putri complained, getting ready to kick the Wall. "Stupid fuckin... hey wait, maybe Choco didn't hear our chants cuz she's sunk deeper in the Wall!" "But I don't get it, how come she heard that we were wearing earplugs just now?" asked Kuri. "Dunno, maybe cuz there's a crack," Taju pointed out. "Now the stupid crack aint here anymore n DOOD we gadda bust her outta there pronto!!!" "But... it's not her, it's the Wall, right?" asked Putri, reassuring. "If it's the Wall then it shud've released her out by now. They're still chanting but... I think the wall needs MORE! Aw man, Choco's suffering from severe chronic jealousy-itis!" "And I think the Wall's envy turned to greed" added Ashe. "And everything ends to wrath!" "Dude this is serious..." Putri said.
"We need to break down the Wall!" Kuri suggested. "NO!! It might smash Choco inside it too!" denied Putri. "We'll find a way to get her out, THEN smash the Wall! Howsdat sound?" The others agreed. "Maybe we can use like, spells," she snatched out a busted spellbook outta nowhere. "I saw in movies, or better yet, prayers from your own religions, people," "Nu-uh, i trust science!" Kuri argued. "I can make an explosive potion to blow up the Wall, y'know..." "Or SING!" Taju suggested. "We're looking for really really freakin goddamn bad voices to destroy the Wall! Let's sing Welcome To The Black Parade!" "Dude no way!" argued Ashe & Pat.
While the crowd was arguing, Den, who was ironically left out, had a better idea, right after she found Choco's guitar lying under her bed. "ALLRITE THAT'S IT! Enough of this! If the Wall of Jealousy sucked Choco from a crack, then might as well open another crack and drag her outta there and THEN destroy the Wall! I'll be using this guitar! EVERYONE, WHO'S WITH ME?!" All of a sudden everyone agreed, snatched guitars out from nowhere. "Gah! Guitars! Now why didn't I think of that?" Putri slammed her face on her palm. The rest shouted, "YEAH!! GUITARS!!" "HELLYEAH!" "EVERYONE! LET'S DO IT THE DENORII WAY! ahaha Way..." "SAVE THE CHOCOREAPER, SAVE THE WORLD!!" "SAVE THE CHOCO, SAVE THE WORLD!"

Bubbling green goo everywhere in the atmosphere. Lying helplessly on the other side of The Wall, Choco thought her life was over, but she swore she could hear the shouts and yells of her faithful crowd of friends... and they parodied Peter Petrelli's famous quote. "Heheh... parody.." she mumbled, somehow, and even weirder was she was slowly dragged towards the new crack Den had made by smashing the guitar on the Wall.

"Wait, was that from 'Save The Cheerleader, Save The World'?" asked the Heroes-addicted Putri, then peeked through the crack. "Guys... I think I can see Choco! She looks like that FREAKING choc chip on yer FREAKING choc chip cookies!... of course, parodies! YOU GUYS R GENIUSES! Guys, if you wanna free Choco outta there, you gadda use spoofs! Remember when Den & Kuri came with Tacito & the EvilSquares and she sank deeper and Ashe & Pat used Cangkir & the ReaperPunks and she got free? Those are spoofs, and we need like, some of the spoofs, any spoofs that you know... maybe her spoof songs! We can perform it. After all, we have giutars, right?"
Everyone gave Putri the list of Choco's spoofsongs and played a guessing game on which spoofsong Putri's gonna sing. "Oooh I bet it's 'Fat'!" "No way, 'Don't Masturbate' is funnier! or 'The Bathroom' or 'A Delicious Pie'..." "NAH! I like 'Laughed It Out'!" "Meh, I call dibs on 'Supermassive Ass Mole'!" "I LAUGHED AT YOU!" "ALLRITE ALREADY!! I ALREADY PICKED A SONG!!!" yelled the annoyed Putri, and held a page entitled 'Parody Business'. "WHAT? Parody Business? That's not one of Choco's funniest parodies!" complained Countfreakzo. "The lyrics are serious! It's BORING! It's juz talking bout how Choco parodied W.A.Y with L.E.T..ohhh.. now I get it... Putri you da genius, dude." "It might not be funny, but c'mon, there's nothing funny about saving someone's life, right?" asked Putri. "Besides, this song's got all the lyrics the Wall needs! And.. yeah Den, you better glue earplugs to your ears again... and Kuri if you wanna make her feel better."
"No problema amiga, we got headsets!" Den informed, and her and Kuri started paying attention to their iPods.
"Ok, that's solved," Putri sighed with relief. "Allright, LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT!... i mean WALL!!!"

-to be continued-