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An apple a day keeps the fangirls away, if you're a bandmember.
An apple a day can keeps those public toilets clogged in just a month.
An apple a day keeps yo mama so fat that she can't even fit in the Grand Canyon.
An apple a day keeps the lemons at bay.
An apple a day keeps Sylar from eating brains. It also works for zombies.
An apple a day keeps Icarus flying into the sun and burning himself.
An apple a day keeps mah big ass smooth n sexeh...
An apple a day keeps Smithers from being furthermore gay.
An apple a day keeps you masturbating.
Two apples a day MAKES YOU HAVE BALLS. or BOOBS.
Two apples a day keeps Nathan n Peter Petrelli crashing into each other when they're flying.
An apple a day = 7 apples a week = 365 apples a year (except on leap years)
An apple a day keeps yer pants down.
An apple a day keeps Gerard Way pantsless.
An apple a day keeps your fart smelling fresher than ever.
A hand grenade a day keeps you missing those apples.
An apple a day makes you fake hand grenades with 'em. Theyre the new Green Day Apple Grenades.
An apple a day keeps the other fruits jealous. Why not them. Why apples.
An apple a day makes you a good humper.
An apple a day makes me wanna go pee. (WTF?!)
An apple a day keeps Jeffree Starr gay.
An apple a day keeps Matt Shadows INSANE.
An apple a day keeps Avril Lavigne... well... AVRIL LAVIGNE. (no seriously, WTF?)
An apple a day keeps your boxers boxing.
An apple a day... well at least theyre not lemons.
An apple a day keeps the world RAINING APPLES.
An apple a day keeps the African citizens healthy n FAT.
An apple a day turns Panic At The Disco into Apples At The Orchard.
An apple a day keeps Sasuke emo. (n rite now he's slashing his wrist with Naruto's kunai)
An apple a day keeps Hayley Williams' hair flamin red. She loves it.
A dozen apples a day keeps the penguins & pandas bombing apples at each other. And it also works on pirates & ninjas.
An apple a day keeps Wrath angry, Avarice begging for more money, Envy emo & cutting herself, Lust naked, Sloth sleeping, Gluttony eating and Pride being a total bitch.
An apple a day makes your good pussy even better.
An apple a day keeps those people less clumsy. Hey, at least there aint no banana peels to slip on anymore!
An apple a day keeps Ozzy Osbourne swearing 24/7.
An apple a day keeps Bert McCracken sucking his thumb, or maybe wet his pants.
An apple a day keeps Lostprophets screaming their hearts out standing on the rooftops.
An apple a day keeps you ugly, if theyre bombarded at ur face everyday.
An apple a day makes Billie Joe Armstrong n Tre Cool do the Soulja Boy Crank Dat.
An apple a day keeps rawk bands rawkin!!! (now dats a gewd thang)
A pear a day keeps you thanking God that it's not an apple a day.
An apple a day can keeps those public toilets clogged in just a month.
An apple a day keeps yo mama so fat that she can't even fit in the Grand Canyon.
An apple a day keeps the lemons at bay.
An apple a day keeps Sylar from eating brains. It also works for zombies.
An apple a day keeps Icarus flying into the sun and burning himself.
An apple a day keeps mah big ass smooth n sexeh...
An apple a day keeps Smithers from being furthermore gay.
An apple a day keeps you masturbating.
Two apples a day MAKES YOU HAVE BALLS. or BOOBS.
Two apples a day keeps Nathan n Peter Petrelli crashing into each other when they're flying.
An apple a day = 7 apples a week = 365 apples a year (except on leap years)
An apple a day keeps yer pants down.
An apple a day keeps Gerard Way pantsless.
An apple a day keeps your fart smelling fresher than ever.
A hand grenade a day keeps you missing those apples.
An apple a day makes you fake hand grenades with 'em. Theyre the new Green Day Apple Grenades.
An apple a day keeps the other fruits jealous. Why not them. Why apples.
An apple a day makes you a good humper.
An apple a day makes me wanna go pee. (WTF?!)
An apple a day keeps Jeffree Starr gay.
An apple a day keeps Matt Shadows INSANE.
An apple a day keeps Avril Lavigne... well... AVRIL LAVIGNE. (no seriously, WTF?)
An apple a day keeps your boxers boxing.
An apple a day... well at least theyre not lemons.
An apple a day keeps the world RAINING APPLES.
An apple a day keeps the African citizens healthy n FAT.
An apple a day turns Panic At The Disco into Apples At The Orchard.
An apple a day keeps Sasuke emo. (n rite now he's slashing his wrist with Naruto's kunai)
An apple a day keeps Hayley Williams' hair flamin red. She loves it.
A dozen apples a day keeps the penguins & pandas bombing apples at each other. And it also works on pirates & ninjas.
An apple a day keeps Wrath angry, Avarice begging for more money, Envy emo & cutting herself, Lust naked, Sloth sleeping, Gluttony eating and Pride being a total bitch.
An apple a day makes your good pussy even better.
An apple a day keeps those people less clumsy. Hey, at least there aint no banana peels to slip on anymore!
An apple a day keeps Ozzy Osbourne swearing 24/7.
An apple a day keeps Bert McCracken sucking his thumb, or maybe wet his pants.
An apple a day keeps Lostprophets screaming their hearts out standing on the rooftops.
An apple a day keeps you ugly, if theyre bombarded at ur face everyday.
An apple a day makes Billie Joe Armstrong n Tre Cool do the Soulja Boy Crank Dat.
An apple a day keeps rawk bands rawkin!!! (now dats a gewd thang)
A pear a day keeps you thanking God that it's not an apple a day.
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Another set of fruit jokes after the 'When Life Gives You Lemons' one... this time ~SophiaFirata n *ben-ben also helped a little, n some I might stole em from sumwhere, others, well, juz plain st00peedeetee. Instead of that same old quote u keep hearin over n over again, we got a whole set of altered ones now!
oh btw the sins I mentioned here r *Endling's characters. AHAHAH I NOE WAT U THINK 1st... U THOUGHT IT WUZ FMA!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
An apple a day keeps the doctors away (c) Once again, WHO DA HELL INVENTED DIZ QUOTE?!
oh btw the sins I mentioned here r *Endling's characters. AHAHAH I NOE WAT U THINK 1st... U THOUGHT IT WUZ FMA!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
An apple a day keeps the doctors away (c) Once again, WHO DA HELL INVENTED DIZ QUOTE?!
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lmao for a minute I thought it said "Gluttony eating Pride". haha
That was freaking priceless. "Apples at the Orchard" 
That was freaking priceless. "Apples at the Orchard"