It's Really Magic. PSYCH pt3
The next day, Violet wore her new gloss to school, powdered her face and as usual, forgot to brush her hair again, but Karen did it for her in class anyway. Just as the two friends suspected, Rose did saw Vi's gloss, but she wasn't at all angry or annoyed, strangely.
"Nice one, Vi, it really compliments your skin," she complimented sarcastically, "but from what I've heard, purple is the color of either the dark side, or Goths. Oh who am I kidding, it's your favourite color after all!" then walked away, smiling. 'Rose is so close-minded when it comes to colors,' thought Vi, though she didn't mind being a goth. She just wasn't one.
"Yep, she's got new shoes for the ball, allright," suddenly Karen spoke up. Sure enough, Rose's always showing off ANYTHING of hers that's new before a big event. And right now she's showing off her peachy-pink high heeled shoes pimped with translucent white ribbon flowers, one on each.
"BLECH. Just LOOK at it. It's PINK. And GOD KNOWS how HIGH those HE
It's Really Magic. PSYCH pt2
Violet didn't brush her hair that morning, as always. Her face was totally covered with it. Truth is, she wants to but she wouldn't look as rebellious as usual that way, though she's no punk.
At school, as predicted, Rose was proudly showing off her new gloss, melting guys' hearts. Everyone was staring, even Karen. Except Vi.
Then recess came. Vi dug inside her skirt pocket for the spoon. No wonder, she was bored by Rose's boast that day. She rushed to the forbidden forest... uh... garden near the school grounds and started digging soil somewhere there. She imagined she was digging her heart out of misery, or rather digging for Rose, trying to pull her out of her life like pulling unwanted weed. Her dirty blonde bangs were blown away from her face, and suddenly something hit the spoon hard. She dug more and more and that busted thing she found turned out to be a broken vase. Well, not THAT broken, for the record. The pieces of the rim just fell off.
The bell rang. DANG! Recess's over!
It's Really Magic. PSYCH pt1
"I'm LIKE, SOOO TOTALLY PISSED RIGHT NOW!" complained Violet. "Rose stole my idea of decorating the new class with stars hanging from the ceiling!" Her best friend Karen just nodded as they walked together from school. Violet was always the victim of Fuschiarose, or Rose as they call her. She's richer and prettier than Vi (maybe cuz Vi doesn't brush her hair?) Theyre mates since kindergarten, but Rose has been really boastful until Vi found Karen in grade school. The two became friends... and still with Rose and her gang in Grade 6. During the years, Vi became more and more rebellious as she never been before, and nobody knows why, not even her.
"Tell you what, Vi," Karen cheered her up. "We're gonna watch Ice Age 3 at the cinema on Saturday night. Sure yer not gonna be home sick?" "What if Rose's there too?" Vi asked. "She went. Trust me! I've put rats in her locker. You know how soft her gut is right?" answered Karen. She's like, the daring one and always encouraging Violet, and alwa
A Failed Cure For Jealousy FIN
After Wrath Cakes angerfits and Pride Cake and Envy Cakes battle, some mooncakes lost their trays and Moose Piss Mooncakes kind enough to lend them its, along with some other volunteer cakes.
Thanks, Moose Piss Mooncake, you really ARE special! they chirped. The little brown mooncake suddenly realized it wasnt a loser after all, after it showed the bakery what its got. And guess what, together with Snot Mooncake & Smiley Mooncake, thayre now homies. Roomies. Or should I say trayies.
Im glad you got over this, said Snot Mooncake.
Hey, it wasnt just me, denied Moose Piss Mooncake, them other cakes too, I dunno why but suddenly they treated me differently somehow. A little more friendlier
I dunno maybe its cuz you smiled! chirped Smiley Mooncake. Smiles make everything pleasant, BELIEVE IT!
Hahaha juz cuz youre y
A Failed Cure For Jealousy pt7
Did I say everything went back to normal? Well MY BAD. Cuz then the Envy Cake realized Moose Piss Mooncakes not on its side anymore and that the zombie army has been dezombified. And Pride Cake just lost Zombie Egg Mooncake on Pride Lane.
Its over, Pridey, sneered Envy Cake. I mightve lost my army but WHO CARES! Its YOUR FAULT that Zombie Egg Mooncakes snobbier than ever! Well its YOUR FAULT Moose Piss Mooncake got jealous and attacked us! How didja become zombies anyway? argued Pride Cake.
Steal a zombie egg, ate it, bite others, zombie army, badabing badaboom, explained Envy Cake, which was still zombified. Oh, so THATs how youre gonna play it, uh? asked Pride Cake, all snotty and thinking that itll win for sure. Both cakes took position and started bashing each other like Beyblades despite the fact that they lost everything they achieved.
Ah well, theyr
A Failed Cure For Jealousy pt6
Zombie Egg Mooncake and Pride Cake were having a milk bath, chilling out (YES I did say MILK BATH, theyre CAKES after all). Whoah, did you hear something? asked Zombie Egg Mooncake, like, screaming, roaring, anything like that? Please, answered Pride Cake snobbishly, theyre just our fans admiring and worshipping our greatness. Especially you, my friend. You ARE, after all, the awesomest mooncake ever. And there you have it, we belong together. Fans praising all over us and those losers envying us. Ah, this is LIFE!
Nervously, its friend nodded.
Suddenly the tray was overturned. The bowl of milk where those two were on spilled, and soon the tray was flooded with revenge zombie cakes. All under the Moose Piss Mooncakes control, which was under Envy Cakes control. And both of them were zombies.
JOIN US, BIOTCH! growled Envy Cake, to both its stuck up sibling and the mooncake it was with. Oh wait, NOT
A Failed Cure For Jealosuy pt5
Later that night, Moose Piss Mooncake & Envy Cake tried on the same prank on the Zombie Chicken Cordon Bleu again.
This time, were gonna heat things up. Carefully were gonna put hot towel over Zombie Chicken here and see if it can pop eggs outta that hole., Envy Cake ordered. Carefully this time, Moose Piss Mooncake followed its instructions. The hot towel was just right. THEY DID IT.
RUUUUN!!! yelled the Envy Cake. Both cakes jumped out the display table and hid somewhere. YES THEY WOKE THE ZOMBIE CHICKEN CORDON BLEU. AGAIN. And now its rampaging ballistic everywhere, waking the other display foods up.
Well well well, whatever happened to Dont Wake The Chicken Up?! sneered Moose Piss Mooncake. Envy Cake blushed. I guess I panicked too soon, it said, and how much I want you to succeed this mission. But I guess thats just me. Hey, Im the Envy Cake.
Yeah, but why didja
A Failed Cure For Jealousy pt4
That night, Envy Cake slept over at Moose Piss Mooncakes tray. And dawn had just hit the skies oh no wait, it hit the road. It was nine in the afternoon-er-morning (God, too much Panic At The Disco) and the two cakes finally woke up.
Hey, theres Snot Mooncake! chirped Moose Piss Mooncake. The two of them headed to Snot Mooncakes tray. Oh, hey guys, greeted Snot Mooncake, had a good sleep last night?
Moose Piss Mooncake shook its head. Long story, it answered.
You two friends? asked the Envy Cake.
You wish, replied the Snot Mooncake.
We just met yesterday. We barely even know each other, added Moose Piss Mooncake. But its cool if you call us that.
Please, laughed Snot Mooncake. I dont wanna ruin anyones friendship anymore.
Snotty has a problem with friends. It doesnt wanna have any, explained Moose Piss Moonca
A Failed Cure For Jealosuy pt3
-THE NEXT DAY-
Hey, youre lookin pretty bright today, greeted the Smiley Mooncake. It was a sunny day and the little yellow mooncakes been greeting every single mooncake in the bakerys Chinese section. And probably, this was the first time it saw the Moose Piss Mooncake smiling, for it never smiled before. Smiley Mooncake hopped towards Moose Piss Mooncake & said, thats a good thing, with smiles, everyone wants to be your friend! Keep up the good face!
Hoho, youll see allrite, replied the Moose Piss Mooncake. Youll see
Midnight. The cakes were sound asleep. Just as Moose Piss Mooncake was in the middle of its zombie egg dream, the Envy Cake woke it up.
I thought I said 12 oclock sharp, you BEAR! it said.
SO? Its only 12:01, replied Moose Piss Mooncake sleepily.
Gah nevermind wash your face and were off. Hurry up, chop chop, one two&