Pyro Hunt pt2Count Freakzo told Choco everything cuz ths crazy reaper really wanna spy this pyromaniac. She told her his names Pairo, he wears a black & white striped scarf and has a plaster on his forehead and weird creatures & people live with him in the tower. Whoa. He has lots of friends with amazing talents too & I mean loads, continued Freakzo. Surprisingly, Putri butted in. That style of his, yknow, the scarf, got everyones attention. Aint scarfs popular long before World War 1? asked Choco. The three were talking about the pyromaniac so seriously they forgot Heroes was on TV. Oooh, now you waanna eat Pairos brain pestered Putri. AGAIN. Hey, dont look at ME like that, SHES SYLARS BITCH! Choco pointed at Freakzo. NO WAIT! the count sparked, I like Peter Petrelli too! Shes the REAL Sylars bitch! she pointed at Amel. But but
Pyro Hunt pt1Viva El Team Tacito!! the two best friends Denorii and Kuriru cried joyly while cutting the cake on behalf of their selling comic websites success. It was a hell of a party and everyones invited. In times like these, it wasnt a surprise to everyone who know the fact that their whee-tarded Reaper got raped by envy and started emoting and/or copying the twos success by any means until it pisses them off. But that day, it was totally surprising. For Chocoreaper herself even. For the fact that she wasnt jealous of them even ONE bit. Surprising. Unexpected. Pretty. Odd.
Hey, you seemed pretty jumpy today, chirped Putri the Wicked. Laughing, smiling, eating twice the dose of cake. Didnt see you going all RAWR WHERES TEAM CANGKIR? Or TEAM KAPPU? and ballistic. Some surprise even I scare myself sometimes, replied Choco, grabbing more slices of the Team Tacito cake. Cmon
How Sylar Started Brain-EatingOne afternoon at the Sylars' residence. Mr Sylar wuz fixing stuff, broken stuff, including the car, while Mrs Sylar wuz cooking dinner. Their little son headed to the tv after a rough day of helping his dad fixing clocks. He tuned in to his favorite channel with zombie movies and sat tight. Then he ate his dinner and asked an unexpected question, like,
"Mommy, mommy, can I eat brains?"
of course, she replied, "No, Gabriel, we're human. How did you think of such a thing like that? You've been watching too much zombie movies"
"No I wasn't!" replied little Gabriel, then asked his dad instead.
"Daddy, daddy, can I eat brains?! They look tasty!"
His dad agreed with his mom, like all husbands agreeing to their wives usually. But their little son didn;t give up, for he's alwahs been worshipping his zombie movies like Marilyn Manson worshipped Satan. And one day, as he asked his dad the same question, 1 month later, after dinner... his father replied.
"THAT'S IT, YOUNG MAN. YOU'RE GROUNDED!
An Apple A Day...An apple a day keeps the fangirls away, if you're a bandmember.
An apple a day can keeps those public toilets clogged in just a month.
An apple a day keeps yo mama so fat that she can't even fit in the Grand Canyon.
An apple a day keeps the lemons at bay.
An apple a day keeps Sylar from eating brains. It also works for zombies.
An apple a day keeps Icarus flying into the sun and burning himself.
An apple a day keeps mah big ass smooth n sexeh...
An apple a day keeps Smithers from being furthermore gay.
An apple a day keeps you masturbating.
Two apples a day MAKES YOU HAVE BALLS. or BOOBS.
Two apples a day keeps Nathan n Peter Petrelli crashing into each other when they're flying.
An apple a day = 7 apples a week = 365 apples a year (except on leap years)
An apple a day keeps yer pants down.
An apple a day keeps Gerard Way pantsless.
An apple a day keeps your fart smelling fresher than ever.
A hand grenade a day keeps you missing those apples.
An apple a day makes you fake hand grenades
Juiced Down The RoofTo Frank, being with Gerard is juz dumb luck. One of his stupidest moments in his life. Hey, don't look at me fer sayin it! All the crazy stuff they do, like one time the Frerard vs Peterick butt-painting contest, or that time they did Sylar impersonations & accidentally ate a gramma's vagina instead of her brain cuz they couldn't tell which was her head end. Or the time they stripteased in the jungle gym and made little girls cry. Yep. Plain stupidity, plain fun.
And just shitting -er- sitting there, in the grass. The soft yet HORRIBLY ITCHY grass which both of them were really allergic to. This was indeed one of Frank's dumbest moments, with Gerard, sipping pink lemonade while they were totally scratching their knees off all cuz of that stupid damn grass. Both of them wore skimpy bras and frilly pink sissy thongs because of the heat. Oh, and badly drawn clown makeup. And how Gerard disturbingly wore those wooden shoes he stole from Holland last week made people stop and stare at them
When life gives you LEMONS...When life gives you lemons, SUCK THEM.
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in their eyes.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand for chocolates.
When life gives you lemons, paint them red & call them APPLES.
When life gives you lemons, throw em hard like hand grenades.
When life gives you hand grenades, paint them yellow, disguise them as lemons and pull the pin.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon peel wings and fly too close to the sun. Trust me, they won't melt.
When life gives you lemons, shove 'em thru yer ass and die.
When life gives you lemons, use them as a dildo.
When life gives you lemons, feed yo mama n make her so fat so people can jog around her for exercise.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. No no, you eat those lemons, THEN sell your PEE as LEMONADE.
When life gives you lemons, THEYRE THE NEW GREEN DAY HEART GRENADES.
When life gives you lemons, PUKE.
When life gives you lemons, who needs plastic surgery on yer chest?
When life gives
Escaping The Wall's Grudge 5
*guitars roaring, drums beating*
"I'm in the business of parody, lets fake it from the top
She's got this comic of two brothers in this band that really rocks
It's a matter of time before the fame explode
I'm bored, I'm spoofing this, will make the fame corrode..."
Putri tried unleashing her inner Hayley Williams, and she did pretty good. It's like a whole band rocking a stage, namely Paramore rocking Times Square on TRL. Lucky for those performing along with her, they felt proud, but pride was forgotten for they were on a mission to save someone's life. At the start of the performance they were really hoping Choco might hear and really hear the song, and the Wall would obey them and spit their crazy friend back safely. At least maybe It would.
" ...I used two other brothers for my next scam
Hers was from MCR, mine was from 30STM
She saw it, she's kinda mad, she finally busted me, but I spat the biggest laugh! "
Pat wondered why DID she hafta beat the drums, and she could
Escaping The Wall's Grudge 4
"No, nooo this wasn't supposed to happen!" complained Den "I DON'T WANNA BE ENVIOUS!!". "You're telling ME!" added Choco. "HOLY CRAP NOT DEN!!!" cried some fangirls. "Yeah, we love W.A.Y! and Evil Squares, they might look evil but they're cute!" "Viva El LOL!!!" "TACITO ROCKS!!" "You'll made it outta there, Den," those fangirls chanted. "I can't live without her comics.." "me tooo!" and slowly Den got out from the Wall safely.
"HOOYAYY!! SHE CAME BACK!!" THREE CHEERS FOR GETTING DENORII OUT! THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE!! HIP-HIP-HURRAY!!!" the crowd chanted. They were having shitloads of fun... until Putri realized something. "Guys, we might helped Den out but Choco just sank even deeper! Your words make the Wall devour her even more and it left only her fee...TOENAILS?!.. no wait.. GUYS SHE'S GONE!! CHOCOREAPER'S GONE!!!" she panicked. As she spoke, Choco got sucked even deeper inside the parallel universe of the Wall of Jealousy. "Man, you know how much Choco got serious when it c
Escaping The Wall's Grudge 3
"Hey... how didja know we're wearing earplugs?" Den asked. Even if Choco's head was inside the Wall in another dimension, she could still hear what's going on. The crack wasn't that tight. "Yeah, what's with those offending words you yelled?" added Kuri. "uh... sorry... that's not Choco's fault." replied Putri. "It's the Wall. Theres this sudden grudge built from her past envy all piled up and sorta backfired. Since all the force is made by all HER envy, we hafta push it back and get her out and to do that we gadda mention the stuff she use to cure what she's jealous of. Your stuff, like the We're Against You thing..." Den & Kuri nodded, but deep down inside theyre still scarred.
"Ok people, listen up. Whatever you do, DON'T SHOW YER JEALOUSY NEAR THAT DAMN WALL!" ordered Choco, still exhausted & panting. "Trust me, it's nothing but crap all over the dump. Forget everything, forget your grudge. Those people you envy dont exist." and slowly beginning to lose control on her speech. "Thos