WEIRDIFIED YO MAMMA JOKES

Yo mama's so old she's yo gramma.

Yo mama's so ugly she made Marilyn Manson Angelina Jolie.

Yo mama's so fat Bowling For Soup went on a diet.

Yo mama's so ugly she made a hobo look like Gerard Way.

Yo mama's so fat Bikini Bottom... is HER BIKINI BOTTOM.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears bright red everyone's rushing to her cuz they wanna ride a double-decker.

Yo mama's so fat she had Bowling For Soup for dinner.

Yo mama's so ugly scientists thought they finally discovered BIGFOOT.

Yo mama's so fat she made Andy Hurley's bass drums look like pennies.

Yo mama's so fat it's still night here eventhough it's 2 pm.

Yo mama's so fat the mosque dome is her hat.

Yo mama's so fat Sylar couldnt finnish up her brain... in 10 days.

Yo mama's so fat Sylar invited zombies for dinner... and still not enough zombies.

Yo mama's so unbearable Bert McCracken sucks his thumb for life.

Yo mama's so fat when she got crabs, well, she got CRABS.

Yo mama's so fat Matt Parkman commited suicide.

Yo mama's so thin supermodels used her as a toothpick.

Yo mama's so scary she made every men in this world scream like a 5-yr old girl.

Yo mama's so fat the black hole is her grave.

Yo mama's so fat everytime she yawns another black hole exists.

Yo mama's so fat she's the perfect replacement for the Black Parade float... or blimp.

Yo mama's so fat the Black Parade is her stomach.

Yo mama's so fat when she's in a teeter-totter with 30 Seconds To Mars, she sends them 30 SECONDS TO MARS.

Yo mama's so fat the acacia tree is her mascara stick.

Yo mama's so slutty she gave confidence to Britney Spears.

Yo mama's so gay she made Smithers stop thinking about Mr Burns.

Yo mama smells so bad they named a deodorant brand after her.

Yo mama's so ugly she's on the top list in the Omnitrix.

Yo mama's so fat she's one of them wonders of the world.

Yo mama's so fat she has a zebra as her clothing item.
(remember, a zebra's 26 sizes larger than an 'A' bra)

Yo mama's so fat when y'all went on vacation last December the tsunami in Acheh happened.

Yo mama's so fat she wears her 50 pairs of underpants... EVERYDAY.

Yo mama's so scary she turned Black Rebel Motorcycle Club into Spice Girls.

Yo mama's so old she started World War 1.

Yo mama's so old she saw how the world happened.

Yo mama's so fat she thought Ray Toro, Joe Trohman & Brad Delson were cupcakes. and now My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy & Linkin Park lost their guitarists.

Yo mama's so hairy she made Dave Grohl look bald.

Yo mama's so scary Israelis stopped attacking Palestinians.

Yo mama's so fat when she has dandruff we can play snowball fight.

Yo mama's so fat her pair of slippers are Africa & South America.

Yo mama's so bald she made Numbuh 1 look like he has hair.

Yo mama's so bald she's a skleton.

Yo mama's so thin she's a skeleton.

Yo mama's so ugly she lives in the zoo.

Yo mama's so deranged she lives in the zoo.

Yo mama's so fat she ate her spaghetti with the solar system.

Yo mama's so fat n scary King Kong n Godzilla were scarred for life.